There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the market. A man came in and asked to buy half a head of lettuce. The boy told him that they only sold...
Tag - Funny Jokes
Q: What did the valentine card say to the stamp?
A: Stick with me and we’ll go places!
A woman at a party walked up to a man and told him, “If you were my husband I would poison your drink.” The man replied, “If you were my wife...
A little boy runs into his house and asks, “Mom, can little girs have babies?”
The mom answers, “No, of course not.” The little boy...
Q: What do squirrels give for Valentine’s Day?
Three old ladies are sitting in the park on a beautiful spring day feeding the pigeons and the squirrels, when suddenly, a man in a long trench coat jumps in...
Q: Who sends a thousand valentines cards signed’, guess who’?
A: A divorce lawyer.
What is the difference between a true
friend and a best friend?
True friend is the person who helps
you up when you fall…. a best friend
is the person...
Q: What do man and women have when they do work on the bed?
A: A dicktionary and an octopussy.
10 – Does this come in children’s sizes?
09 – No Thanks. Just Sniffing.
08 – I’ll be in the dressing room going blind.