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Funny Jokes

Baseball in heaven

Two buddies, Bob and Earl, were two of the biggest baseball fans in America.
Their entire adult lives, Bob and Earl discussed baseball history in the winter...

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Laundry Joke

Man: I’m taking some of my old clothes to the charity shop.
Wife: Well I hope you’ve been to the launderettes, you can’t hand them in all...

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Lost my testicles

A man was being interviewed for a job. “Were you in the service?” asked the interviewer.
“Yes, I was a marine,” responded the...

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Overworked

For a couple years I’ve been blaming it on lack of sleep and too much pressure from my job, but now I found out the real reason:
I’m tired because...

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Truck Driver

Johnny asked his Mom if he could go to the local carnival. She said, “Yes.”
At the carnival Johnny won the ring toss and selected a huge bag of...

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Sweet Heart

A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart’s birthday, and as they had not been dating very long, after careful consideration, he...

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It’s your turn

The phone rings at FBI headquarters. “Hello?”. “I’m calling to report my neighbor. He is hiding marijuana inside his...

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Voice

A guy went home from work one night and heard a voice. The voice whispered to him: “Quit your job, sell your house, take your money, go to Vegas.”...

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He Broke The Bowl

A traveler asked a boy can you bring me water?
Child asked would you like to take yoghurt? Traveler said: “Sure it’s good!”
Then the child...