A young boy came home from school and told his mother, “I had a big fight with my classmate. He called me a sissy.” The mother asked, “What...
Tag - Funny Jokes
A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the...
Three women left separately after a very late night out drinking Guinness until the early hours. They met the next day for an early pint, and compared notes...
1. I’m not into working out. My philosophy is no pain, no pain.
2. I’m in shape. Round is a shape.
3. Ever notice when you blow in a dog’s...
Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up. But then the wife stops and says: ’’I don’t feel like it, I just want you to...
There were three dogs at a veternarian’s office, all of them looked sad. The first one asked the second, “Why are you here?” The dog replied...
“Send someone over quickly!” the old woman screamed into the phone. “Two naked men are climbing towards my bedroom window!”
“This...
A guy is walking along the shoreline at the beach wearing just a pair of cutoff jeans. Sure enough he kicks up a bottle, pulls the cork, and out comes the...
A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced the altitude and spotted a woman below. He descended a bit more and shouted. “Excuse...
A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he’d found a cat. She asked if it was dead or alive.
“Dead,” she was informed.
“How do you...
