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He means business!


A company, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hires a new CEO.
This new boss is determined to rid the company of all slackers.
On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall.
The room is full of workers and he thinks this is his chance to show everyone he means business!
The CEO, walks up the guy and asks -’and how much money do you make a week?’
Undaunted, the young fellow looks at him and replies, ‘I make $200.00 a week. Why?’
The CEO then hands the guy $200 in cash and screams – ‘here’s a week’s pay, now GET OUT and don’t come back!’
Feeling pretty good about his first firing, the CEO looks around the room and asks – ‘does anyone want to tell me what that slacker did here?’
With a sheepish grin, one of the other workers mutters – ‘Pizza delivery guy.’


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Cecilia Castaneda

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