A black boy walks into the kitchen where his mother is baking and accidentally pulls the flour over onto his head. He turns to his mother and says, “Look...
Funny Stories
Q: Why did the vampire get fired from the blood bank?
A: He was caught drinking on the job!
Q: What’s the difference between a trampoline and a zombie baby?
A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.
A dog walks into a bar and hops up on a stool. He looks the bartender in the eye and says, “Hey, guess what? I can talk. Have you ever seen a talking dog...
A guy walks into a bar and orders six shooters. The bartender says, “Looks like you are having a bad day.”
The guy says, “Am I ever! I woke...
A panda walks into a bar. He asks the bartender how he can get a little action for the night. The bartender motions to a young woman. She talks to the panda...
Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asks a young engineer fresh out of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology...
Steve Martin is one of the finest gentlemen you’ll ever meet. For him to be attacked because he said, “When he met Carrie Fisher he thought she was...
Q: What do you get when you cross a pig and a centipede?
A: Bacon and legs.
