A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, “I’ll have a pint of beer and a………. packet of peanuts.”
The bartender...
Funny Jokes
A boy is selling fish on a corner. To get his customers’ attention, he is yelling, “Dam fish for sale! Get your dam fish here!” A pastor...
If I had to make films without complete control from start to finish, I definitely would not do it. I’m only making films because I’m as free there...
A tourist on a farm asked the farmer why one pig had a wooden leg.
The farmer said, “That pig is the bravest pig I ever saw.”
“So why does he...
A duck walks into a bar and asks, “Got any grapes?”
The bartender, confused, tells the duck no. The duck thanks him and leaves.
The next day, the...
A panda walks into a bar. He asks the bartender how he can get a little action for the night. The bartender motions to a young woman. She talks to the panda...
A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, “I’ll have a pint of beer and a………. packet of peanuts.”
The bartender...
A young boy came home from school and told his mother, “I had a big fight with my classmate. He called me a sissy.” The mother asked, “What...
Brunette: “Where were you born?”
Blonde: “The United States.”
Brunette: “Which part?”
Blonde: “My whole body.”
