A lady goes into a bar with her goose. Then the bartender comes up to her and says, “Why did you have to bring the pig in with you?”
Then the lady...
Comics Jokes
A gorilla walks into a bar and says, “A scotch on the rocks, please.” The gorilla hands the bartender a $10 bill.
The bartender thinks to himself...
A farmer walks into a bar with a horse. He says, “I will give any of you $1,000 if you can make my horse laugh.”
A man yells, “I’ll...
An old man is met by his attorney, and is told he is going to be audited. He rides to the IRS office with his attorney, and when he gets there, he begins to...
Q: Why did Adele cross the road? A: To sing, “Hello from the other side!”
You ever accidentally go up to a real big fat person, and you accidentally ask them for a good place to eat? And they look at you and say they don’t...
A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he’ll give him a free beer for an amazing trick. The bartender agrees. The guy pulls out a hamster that...
There were three babies in a woman’s womb, and they were discussing what they would like to be when they were out in the world and grown up.
The first...
Two guys go hunting. Jerry has never gone hunting while Joe has hunted all his life. When they get to the northern Wisconsin woods, Joe tells Jerry to sit by a...
