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Hey, this looks like yours!

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A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened.
Well, it was like this’, said the man. ‘I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our ball into a pasture of cows. We went to look for them, and while I was rooting around noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end.’
I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife’s monogram on it – stuck right in the middle of the cow’s butt.’
‘That’s when I made my big mistake.’
‘What did you do?’ asks the doctor. ‘
‘Well, I lifted the cow’s tail and yelled to my wife, ‘Hey, this looks like yours!’. I don’t remember much after that.’

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