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calculator

Q: Why couldn’t the blonde add 10 + 5 on a calculator?
A: She couldn’t find the “10” button.

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40 Acres and A Mule

Black is a very negative thing in America.

For Instance, if the stock market was going to crash, they have Black Monday. You hear someone in court say, “It...

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LAWYER AND PIG CROSSING

Q: What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig?
A: Won’t happen — there are some things even a pig won’t do.

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TALKING DOG

A dog walks into a bar and hops up on a stool. He looks the bartender in the eye and says, “Hey, guess what? I can talk. Have you ever seen a talking dog...

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SOUTH AMERICAN TOAD

A young guy walks into a bar. An old drunk sits with a shoe box on the stool next to him.
The guy asks, “What’s in the box?”
The older guy...

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gorilla

A man walks out on his front porch one day and sees a gorilla in the tree on his front lawn. He calls animal control and about an hour later a man shows up...

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proof

A man went to his lawyer and told him, “My neighbor owes me $500 and he won’t pay up. What should I do?” “Do you have any proof he owes you...

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perfect son

A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn’t.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn’t.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he...