A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink, and while he’s drinking, the monkey jumps all over the place, eating everything behind the...
A bear walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a beer. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t give beer to bears in bars.”
Q: Why couldn’t the blonde add 10 + 5 on a calculator?
A: She couldn’t find the “10” button.
Black is a very negative thing in America.
For Instance, if the stock market was going to crash, they have Black Monday. You hear someone in court say, “It...
Q: What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig?
A: Won’t happen — there are some things even a pig won’t do.
A dog walks into a bar and hops up on a stool. He looks the bartender in the eye and says, “Hey, guess what? I can talk. Have you ever seen a talking dog...