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pet monkey

A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink, and while he’s drinking, the monkey jumps all over the place, eating everything behind the...

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calculator

Q: Why couldn’t the blonde add 10 + 5 on a calculator?
A: She couldn’t find the “10” button.

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40 Acres and A Mule

Black is a very negative thing in America.

For Instance, if the stock market was going to crash, they have Black Monday. You hear someone in court say, “It...

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LAWYER AND PIG CROSSING

Q: What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig?
A: Won’t happen — there are some things even a pig won’t do.

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TALKING DOG

A dog walks into a bar and hops up on a stool. He looks the bartender in the eye and says, “Hey, guess what? I can talk. Have you ever seen a talking dog...