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perfect son

A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn’t.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn’t.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he...

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game park

Two guys are walking through a game park & they come across a lion that has not eaten for days. The lion starts chasing the two men. They run as fast as...

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how many cats

Teacher: “If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?”
Johnny: “Seven.”
Teacher: “No, listen...

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coconut

My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.

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the dog again requests his drink

A man walks into a bar with a St. Bernard and asks for a martini. The dog requests a double martini.
The bartender says to the man “So you’re a...

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Advanced Medicine

An Israeli doctor said, ‘Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can take a kidney out of one person, put it in another and have him looking for work in...

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The Teacher, the Thief & the Lawyer

A teacher, a thief and a lawyer all die in the same freak accident. So when they reach the pearly gates, St. Peter tells them that, unfortunately, heaven is...

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A Moral Question

This is a completely hypothetical situation that must be answered according to your morals:
Pretend that you’re a photographer who has gone out to the...