Funny Stories

Funny Stories

JUMPER

Q: What’s the difference between a trampoline and a zombie baby?
A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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BAD DOG

A guy walks into a bar and orders six shooters. The bartender says, “Looks like you are having a bad day.”
The guy says, “Am I ever! I woke...

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You owe me money

A panda walks into a bar. He asks the bartender how he can get a little action for the night. The bartender motions to a young woman. She talks to the panda...

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traveling

So two Irishmen are traveling to Australia. Before they leave home, one of their dads gives them both a bit of advice: “You watch them Aussie cab...

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ALRIGHT

Q: Did your hear about the man with a broken left arm and broken left leg?
A: Don’t worry he’s “ALRIGHT” now!