Funny Stories

Funny Stories

check book

Teacher: “Which book has helped you the most in your life?”
Student: “My father’s check book!”

Funny Stories

still a virgin

Kid 1: “Hey, I bet you’re still a virgin.”
Kid 2: “Yeah, I was a virgin until last night .”
Kid 1: “As if.”
Kid 2:...

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Come for ta bull

A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull. The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead tells the blonde, “I...

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How were people born?

A child asked his father, “How were people born?” So his father said, “Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made...

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A girl with scary prays

David had a wonderful family. His parents were nice, he had a loving wife and a little girl, who prayed every night like she was taught. Once, David went to...

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Toasted Blonde

One day a blond walks into a doctors office with both of her ears burnt.
The doctor askes her what had happened.
She says, “well… when I was...

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Pierre the pilot

Pierre, a French Air Force pilot takes his girlfriend out for picnic lunch. After they’ve eaten his girlfriend leans over to him and says, ‘Kiss me...