Funny Stories

Funny Stories

running down a hill

Q: What do you call white people running down a hill?
A: An avalanche.
Q: What do you call Mexicans running down a hill?
A: A mudslide.
Q: What do you call...

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black people

A black boy walks into the kitchen where his mother is baking and accidentally pulls the flour over onto his head. He turns to his mother and says, “Look...

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JUMPER

Q: What’s the difference between a trampoline and a zombie baby?
A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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BAD DOG

A guy walks into a bar and orders six shooters. The bartender says, “Looks like you are having a bad day.”
The guy says, “Am I ever! I woke...

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You owe me money

A panda walks into a bar. He asks the bartender how he can get a little action for the night. The bartender motions to a young woman. She talks to the panda...