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beer bottle

A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He puts the alligator up on the bar and turns to the astonished patrons.
“I’ll make you a...

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Got any grapes

A duck walks into a bar and asks, “Got any grapes?”
The bartender, confused, tells the duck no. The duck thanks him and leaves.
The next day, the...

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I have done 53

I asked my grandma if she had ever tried 69. She said, “No, but I have done 53 — that’s all the sailors I could screw in one night.”

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front lawn

A man walks out on his front porch one day and sees a gorilla in the tree on his front lawn. He calls animal control and about an hour later a man shows up...

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DONKEYBOY

Bob and Jim walk into a bar. Bob says, “Hey Donkeyboy, get me a drink.” The bartender gets him a drink.
Bob says, “Donkeyboy, get me another...

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George Phillips

This is the true story of George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi, who was going to bed when his wife told him that he’d left the light on in the shed...