Funny Pictures

Funny Pictures

Google

Q: Is Google male or female?
A: Female, because it doesn’t let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.

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beer bottle

A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He puts the alligator up on the bar and turns to the astonished patrons.
“I’ll make you a...

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Got any grapes

A duck walks into a bar and asks, “Got any grapes?”
The bartender, confused, tells the duck no. The duck thanks him and leaves.
The next day, the...

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I have done 53

I asked my grandma if she had ever tried 69. She said, “No, but I have done 53 — that’s all the sailors I could screw in one night.”

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front lawn

A man walks out on his front porch one day and sees a gorilla in the tree on his front lawn. He calls animal control and about an hour later a man shows up...