Funny Jokes

Funny Jokes

Yankee

A Yankee walks into a bar in Alabama and orders a cosmopolitan. The bartender looks at the man and says, “You’re not from ’round here are...

Funny Jokes

Donkeyboy

Bob and Jim walk into a bar. Bob says, “Hey Donkeyboy, get me a drink.” The bartender gets him a drink.
Bob says, “Donkeyboy, get me another...

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Why the big pause

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, “I’ll have a pint of beer and a………. packet of peanuts.”
The bartender...

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Dam fish for sale!

A boy is selling fish on a corner. To get his customers’ attention, he is yelling, “Dam fish for sale! Get your dam fish here!” A pastor...

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Woody on Woody

If I had to make films without complete control from start to finish, I definitely would not do it. I’m only making films because I’m as free there...

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BRAVE PIG WITH THE PEG LEG

A tourist on a farm asked the farmer why one pig had a wooden leg.
The farmer said, “That pig is the bravest pig I ever saw.”
“So why does he...

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GOT GRAPES?

A duck walks into a bar and asks, “Got any grapes?”
The bartender, confused, tells the duck no. The duck thanks him and leaves.
The next day, the...