Funny Jokes

Funny Jokes

momma is so fat

Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, “We are family, even though you’re fatter than me.”

Funny Jokes

Yankee

A Yankee walks into a bar in Alabama and orders a cosmopolitan. The bartender looks at the man and says, “You’re not from ’round here are...

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Donkeyboy

Bob and Jim walk into a bar. Bob says, “Hey Donkeyboy, get me a drink.” The bartender gets him a drink.
Bob says, “Donkeyboy, get me another...

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Why the big pause

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, “I’ll have a pint of beer and a………. packet of peanuts.”
The bartender...

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Dam fish for sale!

A boy is selling fish on a corner. To get his customers’ attention, he is yelling, “Dam fish for sale! Get your dam fish here!” A pastor...