Funny Jokes

Funny Jokes

Where were you born

Brunette: “Where were you born?”
Blonde: “The United States.”
Brunette: “Which part?”
Blonde: “My whole body.”

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Happy Birthday

During lunch at work, I ate 3 plates of beans (which I know I shouldn’t). When I got home, my husband seemed excited to see me and exclaimed delightedly...

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bugs

A boy asks his father, “Dad, are bugs good to eat?” “That’s disgusting. Don’t talk about things like that over dinner,” the...

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jump higher

Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
A: Of course. The Empire State Building can’t jump.

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human beans

A teacher asked her students to use the word “beans” in a sentence. “My father grows beans,” said one girl. “My mother cooks...

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678

Q: Why was six scared of seven?
A: Because seven “ate” nine.

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teacher and student

Teacher: “Kids, what does the chicken give you?”
Student: “Meat!”
Teacher: “Very good! Now what does the pig give...

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affair with my secretary

A married man was having an affair
> with his secretary.
> One day they went to her place
> and made love all afternoon.
> Exhausted, they fell...