I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, “Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!” I said, “Wow!” Then her friend said, “She...
I was wondering why the ball kept getting bigger and bigger, and then it hit me.
A drunk had been at a pub all night. At last call, the drunk stood up to leave and fell flat on his face. He tried to stand one more time, to the same result...
A man attempts to jump over a brick wall but trips and falls to the ground.
The Tampa Bay Lightning astronaut claps slowly while sitting down during a game against the Florida Panthers.
A child gets up and falls down twice while walking on a sidewalk in the rain.
A goat jumps in the air off of a table and onto the ground.
A woman dressed up as Elastigirl/Helen Parr trips, falls and loses her mask while performing The Incredibles at a Disney park.
A boy swings a baseball bat and accidentally throws it through a glass door and puts his hands on his helmet.