An innocent student was writing to God…”
One Dollar has reached at Rs. 68,
petrol at Rs.70,
milk Rs. 40,
onion reached at Rs. 80 per...
A Yankee walks into a bar in Alabama and orders a cosmopolitan. The bartender looks at the man and says, “You’re not from ’round...
Bob and Jim walk into a bar. Bob says, “Hey Donkeyboy, get me a drink.” The bartender gets him a drink.
Bob says, “Donkeyboy, get...
A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, “I’ll have a pint of beer and a………. packet of peanuts.”
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink, and while he’s drinking, the monkey jumps all over the place, eating everything behind the bar. Then the monkey jumps on to the pool table and swallows a billiard ball.