Funny Jokes

Funny Jokes

I hit him with my purse

A young boy came home from school and told his mother, “I had a big fight with my classmate. He called me a sissy.” The mother asked...

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perfect son

A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn’t.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn’t.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn’t.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be six...