Funny Jokes

Funny Jokes

Yankee

A Yankee walks into a bar in Alabama and orders a cosmopolitan. The bartender looks at the man and says, “You’re not from ’round...

Funny Jokes

Donkeyboy

Bob and Jim walk into a bar. Bob says, “Hey Donkeyboy, get me a drink.” The bartender gets him a drink.
Bob says, “Donkeyboy, get...

Funny Jokes

Why the big pause

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, “I’ll have a pint of beer and a………. packet of peanuts.”
The...

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pet monkey

A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink, and while he’s drinking, the monkey jumps all over the place, eating everything behind the bar. Then the monkey jumps on to the pool table and swallows a billiard ball.
The...