A young boy came home from school and told his mother, “I had a big fight with my classmate. He called me a sissy.” The mother asked...
Brunette: “Where were you born?”
Blonde: “The United States.”
Brunette: “Which part?”
Blonde: “My whole...
Q: Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek?
A: Because he was always spotted.
A man walks out on his front porch one day and sees a gorilla in the tree on his front lawn. He calls animal control and about an hour later a man shows up with a ladder, a pit bull, and a shotgun. The animal control employee tells the man...